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♪

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[munching]

3
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How do you split up nicely
from a girlfriend?

4
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You've only just got together.

5
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Not Dionisia, Daphne.

6
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Daphne still thinks
we're going steady.

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You be you, I'll be Daphne.

8
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Do it.

9
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I thought you wanted to write.

10
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I'm stuck, I've given up
for the day.

11
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It's ten to 8:00
in the morning...

12
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[goat bleating distantly]

13
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Hello, Leslie,

14
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I love you so much.

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Thank you,

16
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I'm very fond of you,

17
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but I prefer another girl.

18
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Again,

19
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but not trying to get a slap.

20
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[goat bleating]

21
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[Leslie sighs]

22
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I, I would love you back,
Daphne,

23
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but I can't love anyone

24
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since my accident.

25
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That's just creepy.

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Write her a letter.

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♪

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[car horn honks]

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SPIROS:
Mrs. Durrells!

30
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[brakes squealing]

31
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Your auntie left this in my car.

32
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I don't know what it is,
it must be English.

33
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Thank you, Spiros.

34
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Ah, England.

35
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It seems so far away,
with its...

36
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whatever this is.

37
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SPIROS:
Hello, Gerry.

38
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Where are you off to?

39
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To stare at a wall.

40
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[bird chirping]

41
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Spiros,
would you mind taking this

42
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to Daphne Likourgou's house?

43
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Of course.

44
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Yeah, I'm splitting up
with Daphne.

45
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Because I'm with Dionisia now.

46
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Me and the girl I love.

47
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Being honest and happy, forever.

48
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Will you tell him
it's not that easy?

49
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It's not that easy.

50
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[chickens clucking]

51
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♪

52
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Herete.

53
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Herete.

54
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♪

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[birds chirping,
insects clicking]

59
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[insect flitting]

60
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♪

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Hello.

62
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Hello.

63
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Why are we staring at a wall?

64
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It's alive.

65
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Is it?

66
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I'm not known for my arithmetic,

67
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but I calculate there are
20,000 living beings

68
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on this wall.

69
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♪

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AUNT HERMIONE:
19,999...

71
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Ah, but over here...

72
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New birth.

73
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[clicking]

74
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And so it goes,

75
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around and around.

76
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The whirligig of time.

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Yes.

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[birds chirping]

79
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How do they stick to the wall?

80
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We think it's tiny claws
with adhesive hairs

81
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called tarsi,

82
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helped by the insects'
minuscule weight.

83
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Not working?

84
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I've been writing about sex
for weeks.

85
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It's very draining.

86
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Talking of which,

87
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you need to speak to Leslie
about contraception.

88
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But I have.

89
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What kind of a mother
do you think I am?

90
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The kind who used so many
euphemisms,

91
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he was none the wiser.

92
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I do remember saying
"protection" a lot,

93
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and him looking confused.

94
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He may have thought
I was talking about guns.

95
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I have French letters,
I'll talk him through it,

96
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how you roll them on,

97
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and so on.Stop.

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It's my job, I'll do it my way.

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Hello, darling.

100
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Just off to see Dionisia.

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Yes.

102
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Exactly.

103
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What?

104
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[nervous chuckle]

105
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We should talk about life and...

106
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and how it starts...
or doesn't.

107
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No, no we're not doing
the bloody birds and the bees.

108
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Yes,

109
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but there are mechanical aspects

110
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that I fear I explained poorly.

111
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[insects chirping]

112
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I'm happy to buy some...

113
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equipment...

114
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so that...

115
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bees are prevented.

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♪

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[woman calling in Greek]

118
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ZOLTAN:
Margo.

119
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Hello, Zoltan.

120
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I'm sad without you.

121
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Why did you reject me?

122
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I'm handsome and wealthy

123
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and have many talents. You see,

124
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you've rather summed up
what's wrong with you.

125
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I am... too superb?

126
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No, you're arrogant and smug.

127
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I had no idea!

128
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I'm sure I mentioned it
when I finished with you.

129
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You see, you haven't asked me
how I am or anything.

130
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How are you, and everything?

131
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Very well.

132
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I have a job I love

133
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in the new x-ray unit
at Dr. Petridis's.

134
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I would be a superb doctor.

135
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You don't realize
how you sound, do you?

136
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Please, be mine again.

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No.

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♪

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Hello, dear.

140
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I'm doing a tour

141
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of my cherished great-nephews
before I doze.

142
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Auntie, I'm flagging.

143
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Inspire me

144
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with your views on sex
in the 20th century.

145
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I may have learned to relax
and enjoy life, dear,

146
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but I'm still a Victorian.

147
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All I would say

148
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is don't neglect us elders
in your writing.

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We are humanity's depots
of wisdom.

150
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We are its Pyramids
and its Parthenon.

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You are.

152
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But if you ever describe us
as sprightly...

153
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I'll ask Leslie to shoot you.

154
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[Leslie and Dionisia laughing]

155
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You are beautiful.

156
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Say again.

157
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You are beautiful.

158
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Say again.

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You.

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One girlfriend.

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Only.

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I promise.

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Me.

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Of course you.

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I'm sorry, before I was greedy.

166
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Now I'm just greedy for you.

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♪

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[knocking]

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Herete.

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How can I help you?

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I am the father of Daphne.

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Ah.

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Yes, I'm sorry
it didn't work out.

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Daphne's very special.

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Lovely hair.

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We must talk.

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Must we?

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Or shall we just let them
put it down to experience?

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[birds chirping]

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Obviously not.

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Cup of tea, Auntie?

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Pre-luncheon ouzo?

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00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:01,817
No.

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00:09:07,685 --> 00:09:10,204
♪

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Humanity's depot of wisdom...

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00:09:25,323 --> 00:09:29,051
no more.

187
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I know it's sad,
but, well, they're so young.

188
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Especially Leslie.

189
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And he can be
an absolute horror.

190
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You know, he's been arrested
twice.

191
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Daphne's well rid of him.

192
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He has made
my daughter pregnant.

193
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Uh...
he can't have...

194
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So this is rather late.

195
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[footsteps on stairs]

196
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:52,005
Leslie, what have you done?
Uh...

197
00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:53,489
[struggling for words]

198
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I expect him to, as you say,
do the decent thing

199
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and marry Daphne.

200
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We will talk more.

201
00:10:04,707 --> 00:10:07,158
[footsteps retreating]

202
00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:10,817
This is really bad timing,
but...

203
00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:28,386
She looks so...

204
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:31,665
[voice breaking]:
strong and calm.

205
00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:39,328
Why do people have to die?

206
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:41,813
Sorry.

207
00:10:41,848 --> 00:10:43,332
What am I, eight?

208
00:10:51,098 --> 00:10:53,653
Let's hope
it wasn't our cooking.

209
00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:03,110
♪

210
00:11:03,145 --> 00:11:06,527
[insects clicking,
people murmuring]

211
00:11:21,163 --> 00:11:22,336
Aunt Hermione.

212
00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:23,959
You see.

213
00:11:23,993 --> 00:11:25,823
This is why
I wanted to be a nun.

214
00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:27,307
To make sense of all this.

215
00:11:27,341 --> 00:11:28,549
[birds chirping]

216
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:29,965
The corpse is in the box.

217
00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,105
Yes, thank you.

218
00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:33,658
Beautifully put.

219
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,212
UNDERTAKER:
We speak soon about money.

220
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,182
[cart rumbling]

221
00:11:44,255 --> 00:11:45,670
I'm so sorry, Mother.

222
00:11:47,051 --> 00:11:48,880
I know.

223
00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:58,718
But, uh...

224
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,514
I'm afraid something
equally momentous

225
00:12:02,549 --> 00:12:03,999
has happened.

226
00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,829
Daphne's father paid us a visit.

227
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,696
Daphne's having your baby.

228
00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:14,906
No, she isn't.

229
00:12:14,941 --> 00:12:16,287
Why are you so sure?

230
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:18,358
Because we didn't...

231
00:12:18,392 --> 00:12:20,015
you know.

232
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:21,775
You didn't sleep with Daphne?

233
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,744
No, well, I did, but only once.

234
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,893
Well, one and a half times.

235
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:27,539
Well, once is enough.

236
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:28,920
Leslie...

237
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:30,715
What, what do you mean,
"a half"?

238
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,753
Well,
there was this time... It doesn't matter.

239
00:12:33,787 --> 00:12:34,926
[sighs]

240
00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:38,758
You were in a pram yourself
only yesterday.

241
00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:41,691
In your little shorts.

242
00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:45,972
Are you taking this in, Leslie?

243
00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:47,881
Or, or do I need to spell out
all the consequences

244
00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,390
and the, the mess? No.

245
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:51,701
Life will go on.

246
00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:52,910
And what about poor Daphne?

247
00:12:52,944 --> 00:12:54,428
How will it go on for her?

248
00:12:54,463 --> 00:12:57,086
[insects chirping]

249
00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,640
Do you love her?

250
00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:01,746
No.

251
00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:06,164
[exasperated sigh]

252
00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,964
[insects chirping]

253
00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,483
LARRY:
That's the best way to go.

254
00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:18,073
Slipping into oblivion
to the lilt of rippling waves.

255
00:13:19,419 --> 00:13:22,249
Aunt Margo...

256
00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:24,286
Auntie Margo.

257
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,770
Uncle Gerry.

258
00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,428
Your uncle Gerald.

259
00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:31,845
Here's "Unc"!

260
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,433
[insects chirping]

261
00:13:33,467 --> 00:13:36,746
Are we not allowed to talk
about it?

262
00:13:36,781 --> 00:13:37,851
GERRY:
Not being mean,

263
00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,646
but it seems a bit soon...

264
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,865
Well, of course it's too soon.

265
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,476
It's ten years too soon.

266
00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,030
[inhales sharply]

267
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,034
Let's linger with my aunt

268
00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:50,139
for the moment.

269
00:13:50,174 --> 00:13:52,072
I can't believe she's gone.

270
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:54,557
We should mark her leaving
with a big gesture,

271
00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,319
kicking Death in the arse.

272
00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:58,803
[insects chirping]

273
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,287
[clears throat]

274
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:01,910
What did she love most?

275
00:14:03,739 --> 00:14:04,774
Lamb.

276
00:14:04,809 --> 00:14:05,775
Lambs?

277
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,053
No, lamb.

278
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:09,572
Goat's a bit like lamb,

279
00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:10,884
with mint sauce.

280
00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:12,092
In her honor,

281
00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,932
we could slay the one
that's stopped giving milk.

282
00:14:13,956 --> 00:14:16,717
How does it honor someone
to slay a living creature?

283
00:14:16,752 --> 00:14:18,064
MARGO:
Oh, back off,

284
00:14:18,098 --> 00:14:20,342
vegetarian.

285
00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:21,940
You spend all day watching bugs
kill each other.

286
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:23,103
But they do it to survive.

287
00:14:23,138 --> 00:14:24,484
LARRY:
I like the idea.

288
00:14:24,518 --> 00:14:25,865
Very Druid.

289
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,314
We should do it ourselves.

290
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,593
[sighs]:
Right.

291
00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:31,801
I'm going up.

292
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,020
I've made your bed up, Margo.

293
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:35,529
No, I don't fancy sleeping
where Auntie died.

294
00:14:35,564 --> 00:14:37,531
I'll stay on the sofa tonight.

295
00:14:37,566 --> 00:14:39,775
[insects chirping]

296
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:45,539
[chair creaking]

297
00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:51,614
[exhales]

298
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:58,518
♪

299
00:14:58,552 --> 00:15:01,141
[insects clicking,
birds chirping]

300
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:04,420
Gerry, it's not good
for your eyes.

301
00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:05,905
No, I think it is.

302
00:15:08,631 --> 00:15:10,530
Maybe it is.

303
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,704
[exhales]

304
00:15:12,739 --> 00:15:14,579
It's all you ever do is stare
at this bloody thing.

305
00:15:14,603 --> 00:15:17,226
[sniffs]This is my favorite gecko.

306
00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,987
LOUISA:
Aren't they all
the same?

307
00:15:19,849 --> 00:15:22,300
Oh, excuse me.

308
00:15:23,163 --> 00:15:24,475
He's called Geronimo.

309
00:15:24,509 --> 00:15:25,579
How do you know?

310
00:15:25,614 --> 00:15:27,305
Because you called him that.

311
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:29,721
Yes, I'm very tired.

312
00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:31,137
I didn't sleep very well.

313
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:33,242
I kept seeing my aunt's face.

314
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,796
[insects clicking,
birds chirping]

315
00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:42,217
LOUISA:
How do the insects stay
on the wall?

316
00:15:42,251 --> 00:15:44,771
Tiny claws with sticky hairs.

317
00:15:44,805 --> 00:15:46,773
Mm.

318
00:15:46,807 --> 00:15:50,225
♪

319
00:15:51,157 --> 00:15:52,641
Oh, look away.

320
00:15:52,675 --> 00:15:53,814
[goat bleating]

321
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,816
Maybe I should try drowning you.

322
00:15:57,611 --> 00:16:00,614
Look, this is a noble sacrifice.

323
00:16:00,649 --> 00:16:01,684
We eat you,

324
00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:03,283
so you become flesh
with the Durrell family,

325
00:16:03,307 --> 00:16:05,136
which is a privilege.

326
00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,720
[makes exasperated sound]

327
00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:11,763
[bleating]

328
00:16:16,941 --> 00:16:18,563
[bleating]

329
00:16:18,598 --> 00:16:21,049
[struggling]

330
00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:32,094
[knife slices, screams]

331
00:16:32,129 --> 00:16:34,303
No![bleating]

332
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:35,304
Fetch a doctor!

333
00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:37,997
No, not after
your bogus broken leg.

334
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,172
My typing thumb is
on the ground!

335
00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:42,346
Well, the tip of it.

336
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,657
[bleating]How's the goat?

337
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:45,797
The goat is an irrelevance!

338
00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:48,559
[screams in frustration][bleating]

339
00:16:48,593 --> 00:16:50,906
♪

340
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:53,564
[talking in Greek]

341
00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:57,913
LOUISA:
Kalimera.

342
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:00,053
Kalimera, gracious lady.

343
00:17:00,088 --> 00:17:01,675
The dead auntie is
in the cellar.

344
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,057
You certainly have
all the phrases.

345
00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,379
She is lying with a young man.

346
00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:07,750
Company, that's nice.

347
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:08,648
No.

348
00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:09,925
He fell in a machine.

349
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:11,059
His head is off.

350
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,102
Auntie was on holiday?

351
00:17:14,136 --> 00:17:15,827
She planned to live here.

352
00:17:15,862 --> 00:17:16,932
But was only given

353
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:19,245
a few days. Too bad.

354
00:17:19,279 --> 00:17:22,386
My aunt is being embalmed
for the journey home?

355
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:23,973
Yes.

356
00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:25,113
Who will go with her?

357
00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,322
Well, I assumed she'd go alone.

358
00:17:27,356 --> 00:17:28,530
I do not advise it.

359
00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:29,703
Why not?

360
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,533
We have lost bodies in transit.

361
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:36,158
It looks like you're off
to England.

362
00:17:36,193 --> 00:17:37,332
Please,

363
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,161
bring me back some Marmite.

364
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:42,061
[people talking indistinctly]

365
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,303
[Adonis crying]

366
00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:46,065
FLORENCE:
Margo, baby duty

367
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:48,688
while I help lance
Mr. Tombros's plague of boils.

368
00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:50,241
Another of my dreams come true.

369
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:53,072
[footsteps retreating]

370
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,383
Well done again.

371
00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:55,453
Tiny bit irritating.

372
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:57,386
Uh, and I have a patient
for you.

373
00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:58,939
An old beau,

374
00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:00,872
says he needs an x-ray.

375
00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,702
[Adonis cooing]

376
00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,222
Zoltan, do you honestly
expect me to believe

377
00:18:05,256 --> 00:18:07,431
you've hurt your arm? Yes.

378
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,847
I was bravely rescuing
a kitten...

379
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,124
No, not bravely.

380
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,505
Averagely rescuing it,

381
00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:14,196
for I am not an arrogant man.

382
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:16,129
THEO:
Hello.

383
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,442
We met when you two were
stepping out together.

384
00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:20,996
Ah, yes, the happy time.

385
00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,308
Hello.

386
00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:25,863
I fear I have broken my arm.

387
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,140
Kitten accident.

388
00:18:27,175 --> 00:18:28,935
It's just an excuse to meet me.

389
00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:31,282
That would be a bad waste
of our time and money,

390
00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:32,525
which are in short supply.

391
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:35,666
I'll pay 100 drachma
for my treatment.

392
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,357
[Adonis babbling]

393
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,219
Go on then.

394
00:18:42,811 --> 00:18:44,157
Stand over here,

395
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:46,711
slip off your shirt.

396
00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:49,404
[birds chirping,
insects hissing]

397
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:56,065
GERRY:
Geronimo doesn't bother eating
ladybirds or gnats,

398
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,792
he waits for the lacewing flies

399
00:18:58,827 --> 00:19:00,622
or the big prize, the mantids.

400
00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:03,038
Mm, tasty.

401
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,591
Cicely.

402
00:19:04,626 --> 00:19:06,800
Why do you give them names?

403
00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:08,699
We give names
to whoever we love.

404
00:19:08,733 --> 00:19:12,151
Geronimo has his eye on Cicely.

405
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:14,808
How do they not fall
off the wall?

406
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:18,087
Suction.

407
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:20,538
[making sucking noises]

408
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,509
[brakes squealing]

409
00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:29,202
None of us has been back
since we came here.

410
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,103
I love you being here,

411
00:19:34,138 --> 00:19:35,805
but I think you should go back
to England

412
00:19:35,829 --> 00:19:37,037
for the funeral.

413
00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:38,315
Ooh, I'm coming too.

414
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:39,602
You always say you hate England.

415
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,181
It might be more fun now that
I've got some mad friends

416
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,423
through my novel.

417
00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:46,012
Anyway I'm writing
bollocks here.

418
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:49,429
I'll send some telegrams
to alert the literati.

419
00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,397
I don't know bollocks,
what is that?

420
00:19:51,431 --> 00:19:54,193
I should go back,
but I'm worried about Leslie.

421
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:59,439
I feel like my head is being
battered between two bricks.

422
00:19:59,474 --> 00:20:02,028
[sighs]:
What are we going to do?

423
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,650
[door opening]

424
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:04,785
It may turn out well.

425
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,276
I married my wife
after she was with child.

426
00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:11,140
And you've no regrets, have you?

427
00:20:12,452 --> 00:20:13,867
No.

428
00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:22,980
[engine starting]

429
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:29,952
[insects clicking]

430
00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:34,405
♪

431
00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:47,280
I'm sure there's
a rational explanation.

432
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:48,799
I don't care.

433
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:49,834
I'm not moving back in.

434
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:52,734
Leslie, swap rooms
with your sister.

435
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,908
No, it's too spooky.

436
00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:56,634
Larry can swap. No, I work in my room.

437
00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:57,739
It's sacred.

438
00:20:57,773 --> 00:20:59,258
This is a message.

439
00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,984
Aunt Hermione's soul
is restless.

440
00:21:02,847 --> 00:21:05,022
We need an exorcism.No.

441
00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:08,232
No more paranormal crap,
after Mrs. Haddock.

442
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,855
I do think we might have
a, a memorial service

443
00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:12,754
for her, though,

444
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:14,549
um, as Auntie loved Corfu
so much.

445
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:15,895
And then we'll take her home.

446
00:21:15,929 --> 00:21:18,138
Margo, you're
the most spiritual.

447
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:20,348
Yes, I am. So you arrange it.

448
00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:26,319
♪

449
00:21:26,354 --> 00:21:28,321
[bird calling]

450
00:21:48,410 --> 00:21:50,792
Yes, but...

451
00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:57,695
[sighs]

452
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,250
[slamming, grunts]

453
00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:02,976
[footsteps on stairs]

454
00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:05,565
♪

455
00:22:19,061 --> 00:22:22,893
♪

456
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:27,346
Please don't look at me
like that.

457
00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:30,866
[bleating]

458
00:22:30,901 --> 00:22:32,247
[frustrated exhalation]

459
00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,361
[bleating]

460
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,575
[bleating]

461
00:22:49,609 --> 00:22:50,990
Shhh.

462
00:22:51,024 --> 00:22:52,819
Try to think of Auntie.

463
00:22:54,165 --> 00:22:56,098
[gunshot, chickens clucking]

464
00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:58,687
Well, you took it really well.

465
00:23:06,074 --> 00:23:08,697
[bird burbling]

466
00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:14,393
[insects clicking, bird crowing]

467
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:16,774
[sighs]

468
00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:19,984
You took your time coming here.

469
00:23:20,019 --> 00:23:23,436
Yes, I'm sorry,
Mr. Likourgos.

470
00:23:23,471 --> 00:23:24,644
Hello.

471
00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:26,439
Cuppa?

472
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:28,096
Oh, yes.

473
00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,822
[speaking Greek]

474
00:23:29,856 --> 00:23:32,307
[insects clicking, bird crowing]

475
00:23:32,341 --> 00:23:33,733
LOUISA:
You speak
very good English.

476
00:23:33,757 --> 00:23:36,345
I fought with British Tommies
in the Great War.

477
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:38,106
Battle of Doiran. Oh, well done.

478
00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:39,832
We lost.Ah.

479
00:23:39,866 --> 00:23:41,316
Thank you anyway.

480
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,525
[chair scraping,
insects clicking]

481
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,044
LOUISA:
My aunt died,

482
00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,608
so I'm actually popping back
to England.

483
00:23:46,632 --> 00:23:47,667
Blighty.

484
00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:48,875
Indeed.

485
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,187
She snuffed her candle.

486
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,326
Mm.

487
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:52,603
[inhales]

488
00:23:52,638 --> 00:23:54,985
Daphne, this must be
such a jolt for you.

489
00:23:55,019 --> 00:23:56,158
Yes.

490
00:23:56,193 --> 00:23:58,920
Leslie is not speaking.

491
00:23:58,954 --> 00:24:01,129
Well, he's coming to terms
with it too.

492
00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:03,545
Aren't you? Yes.

493
00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:06,893
LOUISA:
I'm going to speak
for Leslie, because,

494
00:24:06,928 --> 00:24:10,172
well, because he's not saying
anything.

495
00:24:10,207 --> 00:24:12,451
We should not make
any decisions now.

496
00:24:13,797 --> 00:24:15,108
It's rude to stare.

497
00:24:15,143 --> 00:24:17,663
It's rude to put my daughter
in the pudding club.

498
00:24:18,836 --> 00:24:20,528
They will marry
before the baby shows.

499
00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:22,495
We want no shame.No.

500
00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:23,645
I will shoot him
with my army rifle

501
00:24:23,669 --> 00:24:25,533
if you do not agree
he marries Daphne.

502
00:24:25,567 --> 00:24:27,680
Good marriages are not made
at the point of a gun.

503
00:24:27,707 --> 00:24:29,053
What kind of rifle is it?

504
00:24:29,088 --> 00:24:30,330
Now you talk.

505
00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:31,297
Lee-Enfield.

506
00:24:31,331 --> 00:24:34,369
What, the classic .303,
or, or the Mark...

507
00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:36,682
This is the gun he is
threatening to kill you with,

508
00:24:36,716 --> 00:24:40,030
Leslie. Yeah, I'm sorry.

509
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,481
Good morning.

510
00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:43,620
Morning, Zoltan.

511
00:24:43,654 --> 00:24:45,173
You forgot your sling.

512
00:24:45,207 --> 00:24:46,277
[chuckles mockingly]

513
00:24:46,312 --> 00:24:48,625
Superb recovery.

514
00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:51,628
Margo, you are looking
more beautiful

515
00:24:51,662 --> 00:24:52,939
with every passing day.

516
00:24:52,974 --> 00:24:54,113
It's not true.

517
00:24:54,147 --> 00:24:55,390
I slept terribly.

518
00:24:55,424 --> 00:24:56,667
ZOLTAN:
Why?

519
00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:57,875
I'm on the sofa.

520
00:24:57,910 --> 00:24:59,118
My bed is haunted.

521
00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:00,395
Who by?

522
00:25:00,429 --> 00:25:01,534
My great aunt.

523
00:25:01,569 --> 00:25:02,742
Uh.[chair scraping]

524
00:25:03,605 --> 00:25:04,882
A souvenir.

525
00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:10,750
I look forward to seeing you
with a genuine injury.

526
00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:11,717
I apologize.

527
00:25:11,751 --> 00:25:12,851
I am a twit.

528
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,204
You see, not arrogant.

529
00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:18,827
I am the least arrogant person
in the world.

530
00:25:18,862 --> 00:25:21,727
Well, that's quite arrogant.

531
00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:23,418
[chuckling]Oh, yes.

532
00:25:23,452 --> 00:25:24,971
I have much to learn from you.

533
00:25:25,006 --> 00:25:26,870
I tell you what you can do
for me.

534
00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:27,974
Hmm.

535
00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:29,631
Slaughter a goat.

536
00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:36,535
♪

537
00:25:50,238 --> 00:25:51,584
How did that go?

538
00:25:51,619 --> 00:25:52,930
Well, I didn't realize

539
00:25:52,965 --> 00:25:55,208
shotgun weddings
actually existed till now.

540
00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:56,451
Oh, dear.

541
00:25:56,485 --> 00:25:59,385
Leslie's obviously
deeply traumatized.

542
00:25:59,419 --> 00:26:02,112
You know, I'd rather
he got hysterical

543
00:26:02,146 --> 00:26:03,631
than this...
blankness.

544
00:26:03,665 --> 00:26:04,942
The cicada are hatching.

545
00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:06,081
LOUISA:
Darling,

546
00:26:06,116 --> 00:26:07,438
will you ask Leslie to join you

547
00:26:07,462 --> 00:26:09,498
up at the wall?
It might distract him.

548
00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:12,428
[exhales]

549
00:26:13,848 --> 00:26:15,608
You know what I'm wondering?

550
00:26:15,643 --> 00:26:18,646
Whether Daphne
really is pregnant.

551
00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,131
[groans]

552
00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:24,272
[insects clicking,
birds chirping]

553
00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:25,618
[flies buzzing]

554
00:26:25,653 --> 00:26:26,895
This will interest you:

555
00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,414
cicada.

556
00:26:28,448 --> 00:26:31,003
They stay underground
for up to 17 years,

557
00:26:31,037 --> 00:26:32,211
then emerge as nymphs.

558
00:26:32,245 --> 00:26:33,695
Oh, so the opposite of me:

559
00:26:33,730 --> 00:26:36,802
above ground for 19 years,
then buried alive.

560
00:26:37,872 --> 00:26:38,804
[sighs]

561
00:26:38,838 --> 00:26:40,288
How do they stay on the...?

562
00:26:40,322 --> 00:26:41,876
Please don't say it!

563
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:49,849
♪

564
00:26:55,372 --> 00:26:57,281
You won't organize anything
too outlandish tomorrow,

565
00:26:57,305 --> 00:26:58,651
will you, darling?

566
00:26:58,686 --> 00:27:01,067
[pouring water]We will be drawing
on many cultures.

567
00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:03,483
We're already
sacrificing a goat.

568
00:27:03,518 --> 00:27:05,831
That would raise a few eyebrows
in Bournemouth.

569
00:27:05,865 --> 00:27:08,247
In Madagascar,
they remember the dead

570
00:27:08,281 --> 00:27:09,628
by regularly digging them up.

571
00:27:09,662 --> 00:27:12,113
Well, let's remember
Aunt Hermione

572
00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:13,459
just by remembering her.

573
00:27:16,945 --> 00:27:19,638
Sleep in your bed tonight,
darling.

574
00:27:19,672 --> 00:27:22,502
I'm sure Auntie's spirit is
at rest.

575
00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:33,652
[footsteps on stairs]

576
00:27:35,136 --> 00:27:38,622
♪

577
00:27:41,349 --> 00:27:44,041
[sighs]

578
00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:02,508
[door closes]

579
00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:03,992
Hello, Daddy.

580
00:28:04,027 --> 00:28:06,477
Daphne on your mind? Mm.

581
00:28:06,512 --> 00:28:08,721
I'm all for go to bed together
first,

582
00:28:08,756 --> 00:28:10,240
chat later,

583
00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,516
but just ignoring this problem
won't make it go away.

584
00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:19,663
I'm seeing her tomorrow,

585
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,365
so we can "get to know
each other better."

586
00:28:21,389 --> 00:28:24,150
[swigging from bottle]

587
00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:25,738
Also,
I've read a lot of books...

588
00:28:25,773 --> 00:28:27,706
Bravo, have a banana.

589
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:31,123
Thanks, and there are many
examples of phantom pregnancies

590
00:28:31,157 --> 00:28:32,752
or simple wishful thinking
from women,

591
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:34,505
especially if they've
been dumped

592
00:28:34,540 --> 00:28:35,817
by the father.

593
00:28:35,852 --> 00:28:38,164
Are you saying Daphne
isn't pregnant?

594
00:28:38,199 --> 00:28:39,648
It's possible...

595
00:28:39,683 --> 00:28:41,385
why didn't she tell you
when you two were going out?

596
00:28:41,409 --> 00:28:44,826
I'd love her not to be
having a baby.

597
00:28:44,861 --> 00:28:45,654
I know.

598
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:47,829
Your brain has told your face.

599
00:28:47,864 --> 00:28:49,072
But Daphne wouldn't lie.

600
00:28:49,106 --> 00:28:50,314
She told me she loves me.

601
00:28:50,349 --> 00:28:51,764
I just wish I loved her.

602
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:53,007
Maybe you'll ease into it.

603
00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:55,078
Like tight shoes?

604
00:28:55,112 --> 00:28:59,082
Exactly like tight shoes.

605
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:03,811
♪

606
00:29:09,886 --> 00:29:11,335
Morning.

607
00:29:18,308 --> 00:29:21,380
Bit of a surprise, all this.

608
00:29:21,414 --> 00:29:22,795
We were stupid.

609
00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:24,417
Everyone is looking at me.

610
00:29:24,452 --> 00:29:25,556
Still...

611
00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:27,800
one-and-a-half times,

612
00:29:27,835 --> 00:29:33,392
call it two,
what are the chances?

613
00:29:33,426 --> 00:29:37,154
This may sound bad,

614
00:29:37,189 --> 00:29:40,779
but, you are really having
a baby, aren't you?

615
00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,678
So you've missed your...

616
00:29:43,712 --> 00:29:45,093
thing.Stop.

617
00:29:45,128 --> 00:29:46,785
You cannot talk about this.

618
00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:48,003
I'm not saying
that you're lying,

619
00:29:48,027 --> 00:29:49,926
but... shouldn't we go
to a doctor,

620
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,558
just to check that you're well
and everything?

621
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,068
[water lapping]

622
00:29:57,554 --> 00:30:00,384
[bell tolling, bird crowing]

623
00:30:00,419 --> 00:30:02,801
Pavlos, thank you so much
for helping.

624
00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,181
It is a pleasure.

625
00:30:04,216 --> 00:30:06,045
"The day of one's death

626
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,737
is better than the day
of one's birth."

627
00:30:08,772 --> 00:30:10,153
Ecclesiastes 7:1.

628
00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:13,673
You may struggle to find anyone
who agrees with you.

629
00:30:15,158 --> 00:30:16,228
This is not a nativity.

630
00:30:16,262 --> 00:30:18,230
I know, Pavlos, I told him.

631
00:30:18,264 --> 00:30:20,370
[donkey snorts]Auntie loved donkeys.

632
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:22,027
I'm not sure she did.

633
00:30:22,061 --> 00:30:23,476
This is the schedule of events.

634
00:30:23,511 --> 00:30:26,376
I've encouraged everyone
to contribute.

635
00:30:29,034 --> 00:30:31,864
[distant talking, birds crowing]

636
00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:33,797
I am not unwell.

637
00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,731
I know,
but the doc can give us advice.

638
00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:38,595
And confirm if
you're pregnant or not.

639
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:40,183
[man coughing]

640
00:30:42,668 --> 00:30:44,566
That's very bad form.

641
00:30:44,601 --> 00:30:45,326
Leslie!

642
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,465
And, er...

643
00:30:46,499 --> 00:30:47,742
Daphne.

644
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,929
There's a bit of a queue, I'm
afraid, I'm without Florence.

645
00:30:51,953 --> 00:30:54,853
Oh, where is she? At your great aunt's
memorial service.

646
00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:57,131
[footsteps retreating]

647
00:30:58,201 --> 00:31:00,720
I, I really should be there
too, Daphne.

648
00:31:00,755 --> 00:31:02,377
I'm sorry...
do you mind?

649
00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:04,552
I, I'll be back.[sighs exasperatedly]

650
00:31:04,586 --> 00:31:07,486
[footsteps retreating,
patient sneezes, sniffles]

651
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:12,871
[reciting liturgy in Greek]

652
00:31:27,161 --> 00:31:28,261
[liturgy concludes]

653
00:31:32,925 --> 00:31:35,272
We will now sing
Aunt Hermione's favorite song,

654
00:31:35,307 --> 00:31:37,378
"Three Little Maids
from School."

655
00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:40,277
[instrument playing]

656
00:31:42,314 --> 00:31:43,487
[Spiros humming]

657
00:31:48,837 --> 00:31:50,988
[all singing off-key]:
♪ Three little maids
from school are we ♪

658
00:31:51,012 --> 00:31:54,671
♪ Pert as a school-girl
well can be ♪

659
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:58,261
♪ Filled to the brim
with girlish glee ♪

660
00:31:58,295 --> 00:32:00,332
♪ Three little maids
from school ♪

661
00:32:00,366 --> 00:32:04,370
[off-tempo]:
♪ Everything is a source
of fun ♪

662
00:32:04,405 --> 00:32:06,925
[Spiros strumming]

663
00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:10,618
♪ Nobody's safe...

664
00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:11,791
[rustling]

665
00:32:11,826 --> 00:32:12,689
Keep singing.

666
00:32:12,723 --> 00:32:14,001
[people clearing throats]

667
00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:15,761
Oh.

668
00:32:15,795 --> 00:32:17,349
Your dead auntie is outside.

669
00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:18,384
Shall I wheel her in?

670
00:32:18,419 --> 00:32:19,972
Thank you, no.

671
00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:22,112
Let's not treat her
like a portable cabaret act.

672
00:32:22,147 --> 00:32:23,527
[song sheet rustling]

673
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,875
We'll move on.
Larry?

674
00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,153
[murmuring]

675
00:32:28,187 --> 00:32:30,051
[door closes, opens]

676
00:32:33,399 --> 00:32:34,745
Sorry.

677
00:32:35,781 --> 00:32:37,000
Friends and relatives
of Hermione,

678
00:32:37,024 --> 00:32:41,373
local people, monks, animals.

679
00:32:41,407 --> 00:32:44,203
To quote the poet
Emily Dickinson...

680
00:32:44,238 --> 00:32:46,205
do give her a try,
she's very good...

681
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,967
"Dying is a wild night

682
00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:52,453
and a new road."

683
00:32:52,487 --> 00:32:54,627
Aunt Hermione is
on that road now,

684
00:32:54,662 --> 00:32:56,733
and as someone who's been
in the car with her,

685
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:58,666
God help the driver.

686
00:32:58,700 --> 00:33:00,633
[suppressed laughter]

687
00:33:00,668 --> 00:33:02,359
Like us, Hermione was
rejuvenated

688
00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:04,016
by this ramshackled

689
00:33:04,051 --> 00:33:05,880
but magical island.

690
00:33:05,914 --> 00:33:09,332
Maybe her heart couldn't take
what she called

691
00:33:09,366 --> 00:33:12,921
"surge of bliss."

692
00:33:12,956 --> 00:33:16,339
[footsteps retreating,
murmuring]

693
00:33:20,308 --> 00:33:21,447
[wails in Hawaiian]

694
00:33:41,364 --> 00:33:42,572
[wailing ends]

695
00:33:44,988 --> 00:33:48,302
The Hawaiian lament
known as the kanikau.

696
00:33:48,336 --> 00:33:50,511
It's in my book about death.

697
00:33:50,545 --> 00:33:52,133
Let's all try it now.

698
00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:56,827
All right we won't then,
but you get the gist.

699
00:33:58,381 --> 00:34:00,279
I recently became a vegetarian.

700
00:34:00,314 --> 00:34:01,211
Boo.

701
00:34:01,246 --> 00:34:04,145
So that cuts down
on a lot of deaths,

702
00:34:04,180 --> 00:34:06,078
but it's never easy
when it strikes.

703
00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:09,530
I cried buckets
when my first pet died.

704
00:34:09,564 --> 00:34:10,531
Stinky.

705
00:34:10,565 --> 00:34:12,257
Stinky.Stinky.

706
00:34:12,291 --> 00:34:14,052
Hermione was of course

707
00:34:14,086 --> 00:34:15,536
very English.

708
00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:17,296
I think the reason
she was acquiring

709
00:34:17,331 --> 00:34:18,815
so many admirers

710
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,196
on Corfu...

711
00:34:20,230 --> 00:34:22,922
was the same quality
of robustness

712
00:34:22,957 --> 00:34:24,245
which built the British empire.

713
00:34:24,269 --> 00:34:28,549
My sympathy lies
with Mr. Anestis here...

714
00:34:28,583 --> 00:34:29,757
Thank you.

715
00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:32,070
You brought out her sensual side

716
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:33,830
which...

717
00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:35,349
I speak as a single person...

718
00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:36,315
one may neglect

719
00:34:36,350 --> 00:34:39,387
if one is...

720
00:34:39,422 --> 00:34:42,321
rather busy.

721
00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:45,083
[murmuring]

722
00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:47,602
♪

723
00:34:47,637 --> 00:34:50,502
Everyone's been sweet
about my aunt,

724
00:34:50,536 --> 00:34:53,815
but I spent most of my life
in fear of her.

725
00:34:53,850 --> 00:34:55,990
How fitting

726
00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:59,856
that she drew her last mortal
breath here in Corfu,

727
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:02,583
where she learned to relax

728
00:35:02,617 --> 00:35:04,999
and forgive,

729
00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:10,246
and to dance, despite
what she called foolish knees.

730
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,626
[chuckling]

731
00:35:11,661 --> 00:35:13,041
She felt at home here,

732
00:35:13,076 --> 00:35:15,251
and I say amen to that.

733
00:35:15,285 --> 00:35:17,080
Amen.

734
00:35:18,461 --> 00:35:21,360
I've recently become very aware
of the cycle of life and death.

735
00:35:21,395 --> 00:35:23,431
The old must make way

736
00:35:23,466 --> 00:35:25,537
for the new.

737
00:35:25,571 --> 00:35:28,919
And those of us in between
must welcome

738
00:35:28,954 --> 00:35:32,060
and be friends to both.

739
00:35:33,786 --> 00:35:35,443
♪

740
00:35:46,696 --> 00:35:49,285
[bell tolling]

741
00:35:49,319 --> 00:35:51,839
[murmuring, Leslie running]

742
00:35:54,013 --> 00:35:54,980
I'm so sorry.

743
00:35:55,014 --> 00:35:57,327
It went on for ages.

744
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,196
The doctor says yes,
I'm pregnant.

745
00:36:06,025 --> 00:36:08,211
Do you want to go check with him
that I'm not lying?

746
00:36:08,235 --> 00:36:10,375
I didn't think
that you were lying.

747
00:36:10,409 --> 00:36:12,687
Liar.

748
00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:15,966
All right, but it was
my brother's stupid idea.

749
00:36:16,001 --> 00:36:17,244
Liar and now coward.

750
00:36:17,278 --> 00:36:19,315
I've been upset. And me?

751
00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:21,351
Did you see me doing
happy skipping?

752
00:36:23,008 --> 00:36:24,296
And if I was happy,
you wouldn't know,

753
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,356
because you're not interested.

754
00:36:26,391 --> 00:36:27,875
Look,

755
00:36:27,909 --> 00:36:30,395
I've just been managing
not to go to pieces.

756
00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:36,194
[bell tolling, birds chirping]

757
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,507
[Zoltan sobbing]

758
00:36:45,755 --> 00:36:47,066
I could not kill it,

759
00:36:47,101 --> 00:36:49,483
even for the love of Margo.

760
00:36:49,517 --> 00:36:51,968
Oh, you poor thing.

761
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,419
And it's just as well...
this is the wrong goat.

762
00:36:54,453 --> 00:36:56,386
Oh.MARGO:
Zoltan...

763
00:36:56,421 --> 00:36:57,491
That's the wrong goat.

764
00:36:57,525 --> 00:36:58,837
I know!

765
00:36:58,871 --> 00:37:01,495
Sorry, I have been informed.

766
00:37:01,529 --> 00:37:04,394
It's so lovely
you're just as weedy as us.

767
00:37:04,429 --> 00:37:06,120
And Zoltan, you should know,

768
00:37:06,154 --> 00:37:07,708
we British love a loser.

769
00:37:07,742 --> 00:37:09,744
I...

770
00:37:15,509 --> 00:37:16,544
Thanks a bunch.

771
00:37:16,579 --> 00:37:17,649
Of course she's pregnant.

772
00:37:17,683 --> 00:37:19,133
You read too many books.

773
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,964
[Leslie grunts angrily,
exterior door slams]

774
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,560
[birds chirping]

775
00:37:32,595 --> 00:37:36,737
Looks like your auntie's
ready to go home.

776
00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:38,221
[inhales]

777
00:37:50,198 --> 00:37:51,821
[knock on door, opens]

778
00:37:54,755 --> 00:37:57,102
[door closes]I did a bad thing.

779
00:37:57,136 --> 00:37:58,724
Well, you're not the first.

780
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:02,038
Not that bad thing,
another bad thing.

781
00:38:03,211 --> 00:38:06,491
I asked Daphne to go
to the doctor's with me...

782
00:38:07,975 --> 00:38:09,735
to check she was pregnant.

783
00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:15,810
She's pretty angry with me.

784
00:38:18,123 --> 00:38:20,263
Oh, Daphne is a decent girl.

785
00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,816
You need to treat her well.

786
00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,268
I know.

787
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:29,341
You know, sometimes people
who are thrown together thrive.

788
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:30,411
The choice isn't

789
00:38:30,446 --> 00:38:31,768
will you abandon Daphne
and the baby or not.

790
00:38:31,792 --> 00:38:33,794
Of course I won't.The choice is,

791
00:38:33,828 --> 00:38:35,313
will you marry Daphne?

792
00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:38,419
And only you can decide that.

793
00:38:38,454 --> 00:38:40,041
Which is tragic,

794
00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:43,666
because I'd love to decide
everything for you.

795
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,908
[inhales]

796
00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:52,088
[insects buzzing and clicking]

797
00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,334
♪

798
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,576
She is huge.

799
00:38:57,611 --> 00:38:59,337
Spectacular tegmina!

800
00:38:59,371 --> 00:39:00,717
I'm so glad you're here.

801
00:39:00,752 --> 00:39:03,030
I thought I wanted my family
to share my interest,

802
00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:04,342
but it's exhausting.

803
00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:07,897
Ooh, I think
it's finally happening.

804
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:09,657
Who's your money on?

805
00:39:09,692 --> 00:39:11,556
You'd be a fool to bet
against Geronimo.

806
00:39:11,590 --> 00:39:13,396
Though, you'd be a fool
to bet at all, ever.

807
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:14,973
Oh, of course you would.

808
00:39:15,007 --> 00:39:17,527
[insects clicking]

809
00:39:20,323 --> 00:39:21,462
Should we separate them?

810
00:39:21,497 --> 00:39:22,705
Too late.

811
00:39:29,332 --> 00:39:33,267
♪

812
00:39:44,485 --> 00:39:46,729
[crunching]

813
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,394
That was horrible.

814
00:40:17,553 --> 00:40:19,934
[insects chirping]

815
00:40:19,969 --> 00:40:22,696
[birds calling]

816
00:40:33,672 --> 00:40:34,604
Hello.

817
00:40:34,639 --> 00:40:36,606
Hello.

818
00:40:43,682 --> 00:40:44,821
I'm sorry.

819
00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:47,272
I've been hopeless.

820
00:40:47,306 --> 00:40:49,170
I want to do everything
properly now.

821
00:40:53,002 --> 00:40:54,728
Agree to marry my daughter.

822
00:40:54,762 --> 00:40:58,663
♪

823
00:41:02,218 --> 00:41:03,530
No.

824
00:41:07,016 --> 00:41:08,466
A marriage needs love,

825
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,469
and I'm afraid I'm not in love
with Daphne.

826
00:41:13,747 --> 00:41:16,266
So you'll have to shoot me now
if you can't live with that.

827
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,858
But I will be a reliable support

828
00:41:21,893 --> 00:41:23,515
to Daphne.

829
00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,379
And a good father.

830
00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:28,796
My family will provide
for the baby.

831
00:41:35,009 --> 00:41:36,321
[exhales]

832
00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:40,739
I did actually deliver a baby
last year by myself.

833
00:41:40,774 --> 00:41:42,500
[insects chirping]

834
00:41:44,398 --> 00:41:45,537
Another time.

835
00:41:45,572 --> 00:41:46,676
Um, Daphne,

836
00:41:46,711 --> 00:41:49,196
let's talk...[speaking Greek]

837
00:41:49,230 --> 00:41:53,545
[bird tweeting]

838
00:41:58,481 --> 00:42:00,518
♪

839
00:42:10,873 --> 00:42:13,116
[brakes squeal, horn honks]

840
00:42:13,151 --> 00:42:14,877
One new bed.

841
00:42:16,464 --> 00:42:18,570
A present
from your Turkish friend.

842
00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:19,720
Zoltan bought me a new bed,

843
00:42:19,744 --> 00:42:21,031
because the other one
was haunted.

844
00:42:21,055 --> 00:42:22,885
No, it wasn't.What?

845
00:42:22,919 --> 00:42:25,035
Well, obviously it was me that
made the shape on the bed,

846
00:42:25,059 --> 00:42:26,544
by lying on it.

847
00:42:26,578 --> 00:42:27,993
You were asking for it

848
00:42:28,028 --> 00:42:29,557
by saying you
"Believe in everything."

849
00:42:29,581 --> 00:42:30,720
That's no way to live.

850
00:42:30,755 --> 00:42:33,689
Believe in truth.

851
00:42:36,243 --> 00:42:37,313
[chickens clucking]

852
00:42:37,347 --> 00:42:38,832
She got a free bed out of it.

853
00:42:38,866 --> 00:42:40,799
[insects clicking, dog barking]

854
00:42:43,284 --> 00:42:45,597
How's Daphne?[snorts]

855
00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:48,669
She used to be
so... strong.

856
00:42:48,704 --> 00:42:50,360
Now she's all cowed.

857
00:42:52,293 --> 00:42:53,432
So...

858
00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:55,193
It's all right.

859
00:42:55,227 --> 00:42:57,471
We'll be apart.

860
00:42:57,505 --> 00:42:59,611
But it's not all right.

861
00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:01,302
I've tried to shut it all out...

862
00:43:01,337 --> 00:43:03,442
I hate bloody explaining...

863
00:43:03,477 --> 00:43:07,412
because I don't want a baby.

864
00:43:07,446 --> 00:43:08,620
I know.

865
00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:09,863
Come here.

866
00:43:09,897 --> 00:43:13,625
I just feel so trapped,
like I can't go back.

867
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:15,351
Nothing's ever been so...

868
00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,767
so permanent before.

869
00:43:17,802 --> 00:43:19,631
I'm not ready to be a parent.

870
00:43:19,666 --> 00:43:20,839
[sobbing]

871
00:43:20,874 --> 00:43:22,469
Well, if it makes you feel
any better,

872
00:43:22,496 --> 00:43:24,325
I'm not ready to be
a grandparent.

873
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:25,672
[sighs]

874
00:43:26,983 --> 00:43:28,778
Or to take over
from Aunt Hermione.

875
00:43:28,813 --> 00:43:31,436
[goat bleating,
footsteps approaching]

876
00:43:32,989 --> 00:43:34,888
GERRY:
I found a terrific ditch.

877
00:43:34,922 --> 00:43:36,614
LARRY:
Margo, no!

878
00:43:38,098 --> 00:43:40,825
Hah, what are you going
to sleep on now?

879
00:43:40,859 --> 00:43:43,206
Why are there mattresses
everywhere?

880
00:43:43,241 --> 00:43:46,934
♪

881
00:43:46,969 --> 00:43:49,627
[horn blowing,
men speaking Greek]

882
00:43:52,526 --> 00:43:54,424
[dog barking]

883
00:43:58,428 --> 00:44:00,051
These are your papers,
Mrs. Durrell.

884
00:44:00,085 --> 00:44:01,535
Now, if they seize the corpse...

885
00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:03,779
I, I'm sorry,
but you are rather tactless

886
00:44:03,813 --> 00:44:05,643
for an undertaker.

887
00:44:05,677 --> 00:44:06,999
Can we use another word, please?

888
00:44:07,023 --> 00:44:08,404
Carcass?

889
00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:10,648
MARGO:
This is very important.

890
00:44:10,682 --> 00:44:11,821
Read the list properly,

891
00:44:11,856 --> 00:44:13,720
like it's Keats or something.

892
00:44:13,754 --> 00:44:15,349
Don't buy the wrong
fishnet stockings.

893
00:44:15,894 --> 00:44:16,999
Thank you.

894
00:44:17,033 --> 00:44:18,276
[men speaking Greek]

895
00:44:18,310 --> 00:44:21,244
Now, just don't drown
in the ditch.

896
00:44:25,179 --> 00:44:27,285
I'm sorry about my advice.

897
00:44:28,907 --> 00:44:30,771
No, I've been weird.

898
00:44:30,806 --> 00:44:35,051
I just want to say,
whatever happens...

899
00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:37,640
I really need this ammo,

900
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:41,679
and look, there are a dozen
specific gun magazines.

901
00:44:43,819 --> 00:44:47,305
Please look after my children
while I'm away.

902
00:44:47,339 --> 00:44:50,308
They suddenly seem
very vulnerable.

903
00:44:50,342 --> 00:44:51,999
I would love to.

904
00:44:53,587 --> 00:44:56,107
And what can I bring you back
from England, Spiros?

905
00:44:58,247 --> 00:45:00,698
Yourself.[chuckles]

906
00:45:11,156 --> 00:45:14,056
Come on, Auntie.

907
00:45:14,090 --> 00:45:16,161
One last trip.

908
00:45:17,576 --> 00:45:18,577
Bye.

909
00:45:18,612 --> 00:45:19,786
LESLIE:
Bye, mum.